danisup:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

53 Terrible Jokes in Under 4 Minutes

Best Joke Video Ever.

Hank did not use my favorite, though: What’s the difference between a novelist and a large pepperoni pizza? A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.

JOHN OMG

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doctor who + colors abound

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hottestblogger:

assassination: a nation that is sassy

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http://bewitchcraft.tumblr.com/post/83044666274/bogleech-hitlervevo-my-social-studies

bogleech:

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and…

mishasminions:

BRB IMAGINING THOR AND THE HULK RAISING THEIR KIDS

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datunofficialdisneyprincess:

*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*

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tricksterity:

clintbarttons:

avengers 2 sypnosis:

  • everyone talks about what they have been doing since the first movie
  • clint just sits there staring into the camera like he’s in an episode of the office

image

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canadiancosette:

The funniest thing in the Brick is the names of Valjean’s family.

His dad’s name was Jean.

His mother’s name was Jeanne.

And the name Valjean is slang that came about because people used to shout “there’s Jean” (voilà Jean became vla Jean became Valjean)

So one of the most integral characters in Les Mis has a name that roughly translates to “Jean There’s Jean”

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enjoltaireoutmyheart:

nuclearpiss:

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:

Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

- Emilia Clarke

I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

HE’S FUCKING HUGE HOW DID SHE SURVIVE

She is the Khaleesi, and that makes her invincible. 

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loki-cat:

WHY DIDN’T THEY INCLUDE THIS SCENE IN THE MOVIE

THEY’RE SO FUCKING CUTE

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slyvestermccoy:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

what the ufck

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